Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: arche_tr@eelab.usyd.edu.au (Tim Archer)
Date: Wed, 17 Jun 1998 19:30:00 PDT


A man comes out of a shopping mall to find the side of his
parked car rammed in. Seeing a note under the windshield, he 
reads it.

On the paper is written:

As I'm writing this, about a dozen people are watching me. They 
think I'm giving you my name, phone number, and insurance company.

But I'm not.....