Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: Mike_Perry@DGE.ceo.dg.com
Date: Wed, 5 Aug 1998 19:30:00 PDT


In a recent television show in the UK, actor and comedian John Cleese
explained three reasons why the British are superior to Americans:

1. They speak English.
2. When they host a world championship they invite other countries.
3. Visitors to the head of state are only expected to go down on one knee.