Concieved by THE SEATTLE SAINT, re-typed and re-edited by CRACK-MAN.
  1. Excitable: Short half twisted around, can't find hole, rips shorts.
  2. Sociable: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
  3. Cross eyed: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
  4. Timid: Can't piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back.
  5. Indifferent: All urinals taken, pisses in sink.
  6. Clever: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
  7. Worried: Not sure where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
  8. Frivolous: Plays stream up, stream down, and tries to hit other urinals.
  9. Absent minded: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
  10. Childish: Pisses directly in the bottom of urinal, likes to see bubbles.
  11. Sneak: Farts quietly while pissing, acts very innocent.
  12. Patient: Stands very close while waiting, reads with free hands.
  13. Desperate: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
  14. Tough: Bangs dick on the side of urinal to dry.
  15. Efficient: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
  16. Fat: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoe.
  17. Little: Stands on a box, falls in ad drowns.
  18. Drunk: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
  19. Disgruntled: Stands for a while, fires up, walks away.
  20. Conceited: Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.