Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: terradan@pacifier.com (Terradan Landchild)
Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 19:30:00 PDT


A man stomps into a bar, obviously angry.  He growls at the bartender,
"Gimme a beer", takes a slug, and shouts out, "All lawyers are assholes!"

A guy at the other end of the bar retorts, "You take that back!"

The angry man snarls, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"

The guy replies, "No, I'm an asshole!"

[A friend of mine (Bob Scott) left this on my telephone answering machine.]