Attack of the acronyms.

     PCMCIA        People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
     ISDN          It Still Does Nothing
     APPLE         Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
     SCSI          System Can't See It
     DOS           Defective Operating System
     BASIC         Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
     IBM           I Blame Microsoft
     DEC           Do Expect Cuts
     CD-ROM        Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
     OS/2          Obsolete Soon, Too...
     WWW           World Wide Wait
     PENTIUM       Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect
                   Understanding of Mathematics
     COBOL         Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
     AMIGA         A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
     LISP          Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
     MIPS          Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
     WINDOWS       Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
     GIRO          Garbage In Rubbish Out
     MICROSOFT     Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only
                   Fools Teenagers
     INTEL         Intelligent Never Trust Electronics Liars