A blonde Has mail

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female 
neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. 
 
She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house. A little 
later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again 
opened it, 
slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. 
 
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out 
again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed 
harder than ever. 
 
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" 
To which she replied,   "There certainly is!" 
My stupid computer keeps saying,  "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."